Did she smear her body in shit the girls from Two Girls, 1 Cup left behind? No! This little trail of cat sick is showing off her newest drug-fueled-weekend coin fetcher - Sevin Nyne. What is Sevin Nyne you axe?“As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”
This bitch did not write this! "Our product has goji berry extracts which has antioxidant properties..." That's Sephora-speak, not Cokehan speak. Yes folks this shit will soon be available at a Beauty Depot near you.
You know what's bad for your skin. COKE for breakfast, lunch, dinner and as a sensible snack. This bitch looks like more like that morgue zombie in Return of the Living Dead that talks. You know the one that they tie up on the slab and all she screams is "Brains! Brains! Brains!" What's up with those teef? Bitch can eat an apple through a picked fence. Well in her case, an 8-Ball. And her eyes... I always suspected she had a case of ri-ri downs!
FUCK YOU LINDSEY... FUCK YOU HARD!
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What????? I didn't even recognize who she was until I read what you wrote...that's CRAZY---She is full of crap too. This is equivalent to Rachel Zoe doing a commercial for McDonald's.
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