Monday, March 30, 2009

Compulsion

Compulsion - Martin L. Gore

Charms in limited supply
And refusing to stretch
That indefinable nothing
Somehow keeps pushing you
Finding the right words
Can be a problem
How many times must it be said
There's no plan
It had to happen

Got to move on sometime
And it's about time
By putting one foot in front of another
And repeating the process
Cross over the street
You're free to change your mind
Strength through diversity
Couldn't have put it more plainly
Got to move on sometime
Got to move on sometime
Got to move on sometime
Got to move on sometime

Charms in limited supply
Under threat of extinction
That indefinable nothing
Somehow motivates you
Finding the right words
Can be a problem
How many times must it be said
There's no plan
It had to happen

Got to move on sometime
And it's about time
By putting one foot in front of another
And repeating the process
Cross over the street
You're free to change your mind
Strength through diversity
Couldn't have put it more plainly
Got to move on sometime


Saturday, March 28, 2009

def:manny

If you search for my nickname on urbandictionary.com you'll get the following results:

1. An overweight male who has an overbearing wife who controls his thoughts and actions and is deprived all forms of entertainment and enjoyment and forced to live a life of servitude.

I feel bad for Greg because he has turned into such a Manny. 

2. A male nanny. From the same roots as murse, a male nurse.

I felt uncomfortable letting a manny babysit my kid.

Friday, March 27, 2009

I'm in Love!

He's just too clever and cute for words!


You Tube Channel: Captainl0ver
Resources: National Association of the Deaf

BOX OFFICE POISON!


Poor Cheryl Hines and Chris Parnell are stuck in the Spiderhole mess that is La Lohan and they won't be seeing the light of day anytime soon. This movie will not be coming to a theatre near you, but rather a tv near you. It seems ABC/Disney has picked up Whore-a-cocaine Lohan's mess of a movie Labor Pains, and will air it on ABC Family in July. It will be released on DVD in August (WASTE!) and distributed in theatres overseas. I feel sorry for the Frenchies who will pay to see this hershey-squirt of a flick. Check out the trailer below and for laughs I tagged her Pornafarina ad. Enjoy!



Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Beauty, beauty look at you...

Yeah, I'm a total narcissist. Nah, not in the least! Compared to what I looked like 6 months ago, to about a year, I think I look pretty damn healthy. I guess break-ups have their advantages. I have re-focused my efforts on the most important person, my fucking self!





Otalia: Re-discovering Guiding Light

I have re-discovered the Light and for good reason. For the past year or so, the writers have been subtly weaving a great storyline involving Natalia (Jessica Leccia) and Olivia (Crystal Chappel). What I like about the potential pairing is the maturity with which it is being handled. The conflicts involving religion, identity, and sociology are more common and everyday than what All My Children and even As The World Turns have been churning out with their gay/lesbian characters. 

With Olivia and Natalia or Otalia, as they have been nicknamed, we have two women struggling to find themselves amongst their friends, family, present and past loves. This storyline is much more organic than those involving, self-loathing closeted-obsessive monkey wrench characters (Kevin and Bryan - ATWT), gender bending rockstars (Zarf - AMC), and conflicted blind bisexual lesbians (Reese - AMC). 

The storyline has built quite a fan based, and Otalia is currently one of the most praised same-sex pairing on daytime drama. Kudos to the writers for what has been thus far, an amazing storyline. Also, kudos to actresses for bringing to life such amazing characters!

First Aired: 1/19/09

First Aired: 03/04/09

Fan Made Compilation

Sunday, March 22, 2009

R.I.P. Jade Goody

"I've achieved more in 27 years than some achieve in a lifetime. I could bitch about dying young but at the end of the day I can look back on my life and be proud of what I've done" - Jade Goody

For me, it was one of those cases where I found youself asking, "You think you go it bad?" I've never watched BBUK, but over the last couple of years I've heard of Jade Goody through online tabloids and YouTube clips. On quick glance, her story is very of-the-moment Hollywood - the bad girl Reality TV Star who somehow manages to get an extension on her 15 minutes. While some may have taken advantage of those 15, she chose shed that spotlight on a very personal manner, her battle with cervical cancer. She lost her battle this morning, peacefully slipping away in her sleep. She is survived by her husband, two sons, her mother and father. Ironically, she crossed over on Mother's Day (UK).

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Waitin' for 2nite!


I'm on my way to Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Smack. Splash. Smash. Crash. Glam. Pink. Heart.  at Score.


Blow-han's lastest endeavor...

Betch can't get no acting parts, so now she's become the coke face for fashion line Fornarina. This mess is an acid trip come true with a dash of Sesame Street. Hey Puta, what you need to do is Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Smack. Splash. Smash. Crash. Glam. Pink. Heart. your way to a Rehab and Nutrition center!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Whorida

Decided to take a (another) short trip to "The Island"... Exercised my wallet a bit in an effort to to stimulate my closet and the economy.







Saturday, March 14, 2009

Dancing Days

Years ago, in another lifetime (and a different body), I dreamt of being a Vegas showgirl dancer. So, I packed up my bags and headed to a place called Los Vegas. This is me, Nomi (my stage name) learning the ropes to my one and only show, Goddess. With a little help from Marty and Gaye, I learned about nutrition, and lived on a diet of brown rice & vegetables. I also learned about flashy pique turns and fierce cooter thrusts. I was fortunate enough to have a camera crew follow me around through my Los Vegas adventures. What you see is "found footage." Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Her coke nostrils may be clean, but her skin looks smeared in SHIT!

Did she smear her body in shit the girls from Two Girls, 1 Cup left behind? No! This little trail of cat sick is showing off her newest drug-fueled-weekend coin fetcher - Sevin Nyne. What is Sevin Nyne you axe?

“As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”

This bitch did not write this! "Our product has goji berry extracts which has antioxidant properties..." That's Sephora-speak, not Cokehan speak. Yes folks this shit will soon be available at a Beauty Depot near you.

You know what's bad for your skin. COKE for breakfast, lunch, dinner and as a sensible snack. This bitch looks like more like that morgue zombie in Return of the Living Dead that talks. You know the one that they tie up on the slab and all she screams is "Brains! Brains! Brains!" What's up with those teef? Bitch can eat an apple through a picked fence. Well in her case, an 8-Ball. And her eyes... I always suspected she had a case of ri-ri downs!

FUCK YOU LINDSEY... FUCK YOU HARD!


Thursday, March 5, 2009

Re: Quote of the Day

I'm apt to not repeat the past it's because the experience taught me it was not something I particularly want to revisit/experience again. I don't chose to forget, I just chose to erase the material aspects of the past (i.e. pictures, letters, gifts). One can never quite erase the psychological aspects of the past. Experiences are what make us who we are. Material objects sometimes can act as anchors. Sometimes we have to release those anchors in order to continue moving onward and forward.

Thanks Eva for the comment. I always appreciate stimulating pushback!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Quote of the Day


I don't repeat the past, I just erase it.

It popped into my head on the bus, while on my way home. Pretty clever if I do say so myself.

Indies to watch this month...


Phoebe in Wonderland - March 6th

Sunshine Cleaning - March 13th

Sin Nombre - March 20th

The New Twenty - March 20th