"The Angela"

Below is the look I give people who waste my time with stupid questions (usually at work). I used to call it, "I'll look at you like you're stupid." Then, one day I sat through Sleep Away Camp, discovering this...

"The Angela"

Life is a delicate negotiation.

BeerQueef Garden Night in Asstoria!

Experienced a Beer Garden for the first time this evening. The Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens. I expected plants, and flower trestles... All we got was concrete and wooden park pinic benches. The great company and Sangria made up for the lackluster urban decor!

Link: Bohemian Hall

Starred!

Got inked today...

Link: Luckys Tattoo

HOT DAMN! PAYDIRT!: KISH KISS

The storyline between closet-case cop Fish (Scott Evans) and his onetime college experiment Kyle (Brett Claywell) is just too caliente for words.

This long awaited KISH (Kyle & Fish) kiss scene had all kinds of shades of telenovela high drama, with a dash of adobo-awkward acting, but the chemistry between the two actors was there. They sold the it like a peglegged puta tranny prostituta on Route 1 - 9!!!

AGUA DE CACA!

There's more to life than this...

• Employed.
• Bills are paid on time.
• Although savings come and go, I can comfortably get by between paychecks.
• Healthy.
• Visit with mom regularly.
• Spend time with friends as much as possible.
• Apartment is clean.
• Laundry is done.
• Car is fueled.

Well...