Friday, April 23, 2010

My Little Nuggets: Social Adventures On The Grindr Train

Lately, I have found myself being VERY social, and surprisingly enough, it has not involved any exchange of body fluids! I have been conducting some rather interesting anthropological research involving homosapiens of the homosexual nature by way of Grindr. I have come to term my subjects "nuggets."
Yes! I am taking the liberty of borrowing from Chelsea Handler's vernacular, because it is the most accurate term I can use to describe my subjects. They are slightly smaller in height to me, yet meaty and muscular. And while I want to dip them in Fenmore Salsa, I have adopted a rather Christian approach during my social networking sessions.

I may be feeling very much like a Mother Teresa-Agnes of God hybrid. However, my chastistic (is that even a word? If not, I here by trademark it!) ways have afforded me the opportunity to learn more about the person beyond the obvious fact that: One subject's nipples are the highway to his pleasuredome. While other will probably fuck me like something out of a German-Punk-Industrial-Soldier Fetish Porn. And to that I say, "Machen Sie mir bitte für sie Soldat!"

-- Post From My iPhone

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1 comment:

Penny said...

'Christian approach during my social networking sessions.'....hysterical