They're All Gonna Laugh At You! Best Worst Musical

Talk about box office poison... Carrie: The Musical closed after 16 previews and 5 performances, despite being sold out every night of its unexpectedly limited run.





At the root of Carrie is an all too familiar tale of adolescent hardships. As a Broadway vehicle, Carrie is an UNCinderella story. Despite obvious reservations about a revival, if handled appropriately, Carrie: The Musical would both resonate with audiences and serve as great entertainment fodder for today's Broadway.

Polish the score  (No, really! Have you read some of those lyrics?), amp up the production (We need more than a single chair, laser beams and revolving mirrors), cast mix of unknowns (Carrie should be played by an ingenue) and established Broadway vets (No Nathan Lane playing Mrs. White!) and you got yourself a revival that could redeem its original attempt.

Link: Understudies! "Carrie": The Worst Musical Ever
YouTube: Carrie the Musical (Stratford)

Is Larry Shifflett Addicted To Meth?

There's a good reason why Larry Shifflett sometimes looks like he could be the next cover girl on Faces of Meth Quarterly. TMZ has it on good authority that if LaShi (pronounced Lash-e') ever called into KTU 103.5, he'd dedicate "You Light Up My Life" to meth. A source tells TMZ that LaShi's "drugs of choice" are meth and and more meth.

The source also claims that in addition to the meth addiction, LaShi will also be treated for bipolar disorder, constipation and restless leg syndrome when he checks into Wilton Manors Recovery Center, or as it is affectionately called Clubhouse II in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Clubhouse II was not on the list of rehab joints recommended by two court appointed psychiatrists. But Judge Marsha might have went with Clubhouse II as the facility LaShi completes her 90 days at, because their specialty is getting bitches off meth and more meth.


A Public Service Announcement on Meth:

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I found it quite difficult to express my current state of being in the previous post. Thanks to Twitter's character limitations, I found the words...

While I am presently employed, I feel as though I am living an unemployed life.

And now, Tyra...

=SUM(A3,B3)-C3

Me = (New Job + Extended Time Off) - Five Year Routine

I have officially reached the halfway mark of my time off and I am bored restless. I have watched just about every Free On Demand movie and television show available. I have revised this post so many times, there is nary a trace of the original content. I want to work!

The Curious Case of the Glowstick Toilet

Awwww!!! Those were the days... When you tripped balls so hard, you would relinquish all cognitive control to the consumed psychoactive catalyst and conduct the fucking awesome foolishness documented below... 

Okay, so if not in my mouth, then where?!?!

There will come a time when you will have to put things in my mouth (or other orifices). How else will you achieve social acceptance!?!? Answer me THAT you furry blue turds!

Flashback: Kate Bush "Babooshka"

One of several personal favorite Kate Bush tracks.