Git yer handz off ya face BITCH!

LAWD in da mornin' I just fell off my bed, I can't get up and my LifeAlert button don't work! If I'd been her, I'd drop ma Vicki's, pull down his Hanes and slid down his pole faster than migrant day worker crossing the border!

Ay Dios Mio, Who Cares Where Vicente Is!?!?! Arturo is HERE!

I dunno what this pendejadeadputabitch's problem is. That is one speciMAN I would not resist! I mean of course I would put up a fight too just to have him throw me around like a ragdoll and ravage me! And how DARE she knock him out!!! Don't she know... You can't doodle with a wet noodle!