Daily Horoscope

Your Daily Horoscope - Cancer

Monday, May 4th 2009

If a situation has been shrouded in mystery, this is the week it can all come together and make sense. When someone reveals an extra piece of the puzzle, you will be in a better position to make an informed decision that could have a big impact on your life. Until this happens, don't jump to conclusions or make rash judgments.

Jennifer Angel, YOU'RE A BITCH!

Your Daily Horoscope - Cancer
Friday, February 20th 2009
Finding and keeping love in your life can be largely about attitude. Love relationships are no different from business relationships; they need lots of attention to keep them on track. Keep your love life spiced up by doing something different.

Question to Jennifer: Help me understand... How the fuck do I spice up something I DON'T have?

The HORRORscopes Continue!

Your Daily Horoscope - Cancer
Friday, February 6th 2009
Relationships in general are under the microscope at the moment. If you're looking for love, then it's a favorable time to find it, Cancer. Look for a partner who adores your individuality and who loves you for who you are. Of course, all relationships take adjustment and compromise, but be careful of changing your personality for someone.

Jennifer Angel's Daily Horoscope

Your Daily Horoscope - Cancer
Thursday, February 5th 2009
If you have been trying to let go of a troubling emotional issue that concerns love or money, you have a chance this week to dispose of the matter once and for all. Whatever the reason, it's possible to get a clean break and move on. Make sure you learn a lesson from what's happening in your life now and in the past, so you don't repeat the same scenario.

Horrorscope

Cancer
Wednesday, December 17th 2008
Be careful of keeping secrets from the people who need to know what's going on in your life, Cancer. Of course, not everyone needs to know all of your business, but to lock someone out of your inner thinking and plans could be seen as righteously excluding them. You may just be mulling things in your own mind, gaining clarity before sharing your thoughts, but don't assume someone else is aware of this fact.

Your Daily Horoscope

Cancer
Friday, October 24th 2008
Chill out and take life in stride, Cancer. It's not possible to be in control of everything because other people do things that also have an effect on you, so life without a hitch is pretty well impossible. Go with the flow and see what happens. Of course, this is easier said than done, but this is one of those times when you have no other option.