Poor Cheryl Hines and Chris Parnell are stuck in the Spiderhole mess that is La Lohan and they won't be seeing the light of day anytime soon. This movie will not be coming to a theatre near you, but rather a tv near you. It seems ABC/Disney has picked up Whore-a-cocaine Lohan's mess of a movie Labor Pains, and will air it on ABC Family in July. It will be released on DVD in August (WASTE!) and distributed in theatres overseas. I feel sorry for the Frenchies who will pay to see this hershey-squirt of a flick. Check out the trailer below and for laughs I tagged her Pornafarina ad. Enjoy!
